I'm EMBARRASSED that CANADA doesn't beat up those COUNTERFEITERS!!

Here's something you all need to know.

Survival Tip:

Always keep a BALL POINT PEN handy! If possible, make it a bic classic pen. See, today I learned something. I had taken a chef boyardee microwavable container to work to eat for lunch. Now, it had one of those "pull tab" tops and well, let's just say it wasn't good. See, I tried pulling the tab back to open the container so i could heat it but the tab broke. I didn't have one of those special knives or anything, and was trying to poke the metal lid with whatever I could. Finally, I saw some loose bic pens and began poking around the edge of the metal lid. It actually worked! I managed to open the entire lid. Now, it could have been a dirty pen, but it was a risk I was willing to take in order to satisfy hunger.

So, that's why I'm telling you to keep a pen handy. You never know when you may need to pry open a metal lid. However, it may not work on all metal lids, so don't blame me if you still can't get your lid open!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

What the fuck was that?! It was the SCREWJOB heard around the city of Edmonton!!

K, I had the privilege of attending the hockey game this past evening (Edmonton Oilers Vs. Dallas Stars). So, my track record so far was, well, every game I've attended, the Oilers have one. And well, today was a loss. Man, that was the most pathetic display of refereeing ever! Okay, so when I heard the announcement of the referees for tonight, and I heard Mick Mcgeough, I thought "Oh No, we're SCREWED!!". And well, I was right!

So, the first period was a tad odd. The oilers weren't playing all that well. They had their moments, but really nothing major. They were out shot 5 to 14. The two goals were as follows: Dallas Goal (Morrow scored with Lindros, Ribeiro receiving the assists) at 12:04 and Dallas Goal (Hagman scored with Barnes getting the assist) at 18:06. The first goal was quite controversial. Eric Lindros grabs Roloson's goal stick and well, Rolie the Goalie had no real help to stop that first goal. Gosh Lindros, howcome you couldn't have had your annual concussion now? It should have been goaltender interference or something but Mr. Blindman himself, Mcgeough, decided to ignore the issue and gave Dallas the goal. Dwayne Roloson was complaining, but Mcgeough could have cared less. Well that was pathetisad. What an ass!

Second Period. Lots of back and forth action. The Oilers added 11 more shots and Dallas only added 5 more. The goals were as follows: Edmonton Goal (Smyth from Winchester and Stoll) at 4:05 and Dallas Goal (Daley from Miettenan and Halpern) at 19:02. Nothing too controversial this period.

Third Period. This was the killer. The Oilers added 10 more shots making their total 26 and the Stars added 7 more shots to make their total the same (26). Now the Oilers began to wake-up. They were putting lots more pressure on the Stars. With 1:25 left to go in the period & game, Mr. Sykora decides to produce some of that magic of his. He scores his 8th goal of the season with assists from Torres and Staios. That brought lots of excitement back into the game! The crowd was going crazy! WOOHOO! Yet, slightly over a minute later, Mr. Mcgeough (the blind cartoon) decided to become one of the biggest asses in referee history! With 8 seconds to go in the period and game, it was 6 Oilers (Goalie was pulled) to 5 Dallas players and the face-off was in the Dallas zone. Horcoff took the face-off, and somehow managed to send the puck to Hemsky who shot it in and scored! The crowd ERUPPTED into cheers! Everyone went crazy! How unbelievable? A tying goal was scored and there were only 4 seconds left in the game after it was scored?? Of course it isn't believable! That jackass/prick Mcgeough called it a no goal. He was BEHIND THE GOALIE'S NET and somehow managed to see that Horcoff passed the puck with his glove. The Linesman right next to Horcoff didn't call it. His foot was like half an inch away from the puck! But no, Mcgeough insisted that it wasn't a goal. He had no proof, he even saw all the replays which clearly showed that Horcoff's stick passed the puck, NOT his glove! The most amazing part was that the ENTIRE building errupted into a chorus of "Bullshit!". Maybe not everyone, the kids didn't and I couldn't seeing as my dad was right next to me. The crowed went bizerk. Fans were throwing garbage on the ice (lots of fans were sitting far away from the rink yet had loads of strength to throw the cups far enough, i'm impressed). One cup still had some drink left in it and well, it spilled all over my arm (light shower) and everyone around me. It was a horrible ending! If Mcgeough didn't change that call, the Oilers could have possibley won the game! Man, that was BRUTAL!!

After the game, one journalist managed to get a comment from him and Mcgeough was basically saying that "I blew the call". K, what good does that do us now? UGGGHHHH! If you knew that before, thenn why would you make that call? You weren't right there, the linesman was and he DIDN'T make the call! What a fucking ass! Two retarded calls! And, this isn't the first time he's screwed us. Don't forget about the entire playoffs run. In the game 3 of the final series vs. Carolina that I went to, he made some really ridiculous calls. He gave Carolina a freebie and denied us the exact same controversial goal that he gave Carolina.

The attendance was 16, 839, apparently their 8th sellout out of 8 for this season.

Wow, that was fucking ridiculous.

In other news, the Calgary Flames played the Columbus Bluejackets and loss after 11 rounds of the Shoot-out! Crazy, no? Apparently the longest run for a shoot-out is 13 rounds which occurred this past october.

Toronto Raptors (basketball) played the Millwaukee Bucks in their home opener. They won 109-92 and have a current record of 1-1. Hopefully they can get out of their rut and make it to the playoffs this year.

Well, on a side note, there was an ad at the game where Sidney Crosby was in someone's shower (he was wearing all his gear) and the husband opens the curtain. Sidney smiles, the guy gets suspicious and asks his wife why he's there. The wife says, he's here to remind you that hockey season has started! It was odd, but hey, if Sidney Crosby was in my shower, I would have no problems, hehe!